Looking in the tools section of the local hardware store, I found this box with "Happy Birthday James" written on it in faded black marker.
Here's your challenge: come up with a story (and post it as a comment) explaining why.
Use your imagination!
-PF
11 April 2012
14 March 2012
Of Pi
Pi.
3/14/12
3.14
Today...is a great day, for today...is pi day.
Celebrate.
Eat some pie. (But not actually pi, because that'd be...unwriterly. Perish the thought.)
Happy Pi day everyone.
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609...
3/14/12
3.14
Today...is a great day, for today...is pi day.
Celebrate.
Eat some pie. (But not actually pi, because that'd be...unwriterly. Perish the thought.)
Happy Pi day everyone.
29 February 2012
Only on Leap Day
Only on Leap Day would I have a dream with two things that actually happened while I was dreaming.
1) A thunderstorm (which was impossible in my dream because I was on the Starship Enterprise...in the far reaches of the Universe...where there is no atmosphere...)
2) Nothing I can explain without being too weird (sorry)
So, I woke up to a thunderstorm. My yard was flooded. Actually, so was the building that I went to. One of the hallways literally had about 2.5 inches of standing water.
Need I mention that it's February?
And it's storming....again.
*lightning flashes*
Yes. It's about to storm soon.
My house is surrounded by cumulonimbus (storm) clouds with lightning illuminating them.
*checks the clouds outside*
and they're passing us.
They had formed a horseshoe around our house. Come to think of it, they looked a lot like the clouds that I thought the Rocky Mountains were the first time I traveled to Colorado.
Here are some pictures:
1) A thunderstorm (which was impossible in my dream because I was on the Starship Enterprise...in the far reaches of the Universe...where there is no atmosphere...)
2) Nothing I can explain without being too weird (sorry)
So, I woke up to a thunderstorm. My yard was flooded. Actually, so was the building that I went to. One of the hallways literally had about 2.5 inches of standing water.
Need I mention that it's February?
And it's storming....again.
*lightning flashes*
Yes. It's about to storm soon.
My house is surrounded by cumulonimbus (storm) clouds with lightning illuminating them.
*checks the clouds outside*
and they're passing us.
They had formed a horseshoe around our house. Come to think of it, they looked a lot like the clouds that I thought the Rocky Mountains were the first time I traveled to Colorado.
Here are some pictures:
Did any strange things happen to you today?
P. S.
Does Leap Day remind anyone else of Ireland? (Or is it just me)
11 February 2012
Inspiration (or, Writing Music)
Everyone (especially writers) needs a little inspiration every once in a while. Some people go to the scriptures, some to music, nature, pictures, architecture, and quiet.
I listen to music and read from Proverbs. (I'll post some of my favorite Bible verses in another post)
For those of you looking for good writing songs, I've posted quite a few below. Enjoy!
I listen to music and read from Proverbs. (I'll post some of my favorite Bible verses in another post)
For those of you looking for good writing songs, I've posted quite a few below. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - All The Strange, Strange Creatures
You don't have to watch something to appreciate the music.
Doctor Who Series 5 - I am the Doctor
This has to be one of my favorites. It actually played in a dream that I had....
Doctor Who Series 5 - Words Win Wars
Play this song when someone is talking, and it'll sound like they're giving an epic speech.
How to Train Your Dragon: This is Berk
How to Train Your Dragon - New Tail
Braveheart - Mornay's Dream
I've never watched this movie, so I don't necessarily endorse or recommend it.
However, I do endorse and recommend the music.
Braveheart - The Legend Spreads
Movie soundtrack meets Celtic Music
Braveheart - The Battle of Stirling
Last of the Mohicans - Played by the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards
Narnia - The Battle
A Narnian Lullaby
Pirates of the Caribbean - One Last Shot
Russian Christmas Music: Composed by Alfred Reed
This is long (about 16 minutes) but it's really good if you're writing about secret societies. ;)
Song for Sienna - Piano music by Brian Crain
Really good if your overstressed.
Lord of the Rings - Rohan
Lord of the Rings - The Realm of Gondor
Lord of the Rings - Hope and Memory
Lord of the Rings - Ride of the Rohirrim
Lord of the Rings - The Riders of Rohan
Abracadabra: composed by Frank Ticheli
This one is good if you're writing about or in the POV of a prankster.
Celtic Ritual - John Higgins
Irish Song Fairy Reels
For those of you who love reels as much as I do
Be Thou My Vision - sung by 4Him
Just a reminder of why we write.
Lord of the Rings - The Lighting of the Beacons
Lord of the Rings - Ash and Smoke
Lord of the Rings - Battle of the Pellenor Fields
Lord of the Rings - The Black Gate Opens
Lord of the Rings - Minas Tirith
Lord of the Rings - A Storm is Coming
Well, that turned out to be longer than I'd originally expected. I probably should have made it into two or three posts. Ah, well. If any of you have problems loading my blog after I posted this, please let me know.
Happy listening!
31 January 2012
Pre-Read The War Horn!
After much revision, my friend, Jake, has decided to publish his novel, The War Horn, and he needs your help.
How can you help? He needs pre-readers, people that read the novel before it's published and alert the author of any possible errors, awkward passages, et cetera.
If this is something you're interested in, visit his blog here. But I warn you: act now, because after February 3rd, your chance is gone.
21 January 2012
Something from the Back Burner...
17 January 2012
Madness (or: Our Insane Weather Today)
Just the other day, we had snow. (See picture from yesterday's post). Today, it's 53 degrees. And windy. It was raining, but that stopped at about noon. Good-bye beloved snow. Hello Georgian winter.
This afternoon, I noticed the wind picking up. Leaves skittered across the front lawn. The clouds looked...interesting. So I grabbed my camera phone and leaped out the front door. Barefoot (*facepalm*). The wind instantly assailed me, and the clouds moved absurdly fast.
This Doctor Who soundtrack (thank you, Murray Gold!) started playing in my head.
(Series Five: Words Win Wars)
I ran down the cold driveway, imagination transporting me to the story I'm writing.
Feet now numb, I ran back inside.
Then, a few minutes later ran back out (this time with shoes) and took these pictures:
Strange, no?
Now, it's getting even darker. And even more ominous. And colder, creepier.
I checked the weather forecast. Today: 50 Tomorow: 23 and snow.
There are thunderstrorm warnings.
Madness.
Utter madness.
16 January 2012
06 January 2012
I Write Like...
I found this website on Jake's blog.

Basically, all you do is copy a couple paragraphs of
something you've written
(a blog post, essay, a chapter of a book you're writing, et cetera),
and paste it in the big white box, then click "Analyze".
Then, it shows you the famous author that your writing style is closest to.
I entered a short story I wrote recently, and this came up
I entered a few more. Poems, chapters, short stories, and one of my blog posts.
And got six more different authors.
James Joyce.
J.K. Rowling.
L. Frank Baum.
Cory Doctorow.
David Foster Wallace.
Ray Bradbury.
I can look at this two ways:
- I have an inconsistent style, or
- I'm good at imitating different styles
Anywho, for the website, just click here.
What authors do you write like?
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